why do you need hyperlinks that don't do anything on a piece of paper?

Ugh, I had to use Microsoft software again. How can people deal with this stuff everyday without punching a hole through the screen?

Does anyone know a command to:

REMOVE HYPERLINKS FOREVER

or:

TURN OFF HYPERLINKS TIMES INFINITY

This is in Word if you haven't figured that out by now. I'm sure there are others that would like to know as well. If I find out, I will do a new post on it.