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Sunday, May 07, 2006

inflatable church

The church that's full of hot air!

Are you a wanna be mega church but you can't afford the giant office building on 6,000 acres with a curious absence of crosses or anything religious?

Maybe you're an old line church and your building program has got you down? Tired of preaching about tithing? Looking for that old-school tent revival feel?

Maybe you're emerging and you want to take it to the next level! Act now before another emerger in your area gets it first!*

Willow Creek approved!!!**

Also comes with pipe organ, sacrament table, and pulpit.
Inflatable pub also available for Presbyterians, see above link.

If you blow it, they will come!

*Emerging churches should not use candles inside structures.
**Not actually approved by Willow Creek Association.


Blogger sajini said...

Hahaha!! well yeah anyway!!!

Tue May 09, 03:36:00 PM PDT  
Blogger Priscilla said...

So this is a perfect church for those "long winded" preachers!

Tue May 09, 06:23:00 PM PDT  

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